ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr
I reblog this every single time
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
Not how I remember the show! lol
much better than the cartoon
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry